Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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