How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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