I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
My vagina just recognized that song.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
