Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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