It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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