Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Duck Duck Cougar?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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