I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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