Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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