i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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