Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Im part way to drunk.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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