you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Come see our sink grown plant.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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