Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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