i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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