Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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