Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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