he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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