ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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