We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Randomize
