I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
love makes seman taste better
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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