after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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