And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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