we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
