Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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