i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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