I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So many bounce houses so little time
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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