youre lurking in front of me
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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