why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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