is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
love makes seman taste better
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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