I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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