kristin has been a bad kristin
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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