Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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