love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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