dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
this is an emotional support booty call
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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