omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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