dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
