someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
we should paint friendship bongs
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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