: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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