just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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