Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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