At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My ass is underappreciated
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