she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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