I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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