So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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