i wish there were pregnant emoticons
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Shame is for Republicans.
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