I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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