white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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farters have to be the big spoon...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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