let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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