she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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