Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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