Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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